Joel Patric McKinley

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HELLO? IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
Joel Patric McKinley
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001. Hello, I love you, can you tell me your name? Age? Any nicknames?

"Um...Hello, my name is Joel, well, it's actually Joel Patric McKinley... Anyways, I'm 11, and, Heh, Joel is a bit short already, so, no nicknames."

002. Too forward? Sorry! Tell us about your family and home life then..

"Well, I lived in London... a few centuries ago... You see, Holly, she went to my grave, and, being a mind reader, she manipulated my dead cells, and other tissues, and things of that sort, to regenerate. With my body restored, she got stared on my brain, and restored it to it's normal state. She than removed the tumor in my brain that caused my death in the first place... In my first life, I lived normally, my parents where good people, and we where all and all decent people. Than, one day, I met this girl, about my age. Though, she was a vampire. I didn't really get that concept, as to why anybody would want to kill her just because of that fact. She was very pretty, as I remember her at least, with bright blue eyes, and blonde hair soft like silk. I went out a lot, to bring her food, and I brought toys sometimes so we could play with one another. One day, she said it wasn't safe any longer, and, that she had to leave. Before she left, right before she got on that ship to France, I gave her a quick little kiss. A few months after that, a brain tumor began to develop, and, I was dead within the week..."

003. How would you describe your personality? Be honest! Or I'll kick you.

"Well, I'm very happy-go-lucky, and I know this is rather silly, but, I'm a bit of a flirt, even for my age."

004. What about your interests? Are you involved in any extracurricular activities here at The Havens ?

"I like playing with modeling clay, or drawing little comic strips, with corny jokes. And, at the moment, no I'm not."

005. I know you probably answered this in the last question somewhere, but what would you label yourself as? Jock? Nerd? Teacher? Normal student? You know, what stereotype do you fall into?

"I'm a normal student."

006. What irks you? What would you be glad to live without? Inquiring minds would like to know.

"People that take everything for granted, and Doctors. Defiantly could live with out those two things."

007. Do you have any fears? Come on, spill! We wont tell, promise!

"I fear Doctors, and water."

008. How about secrets? Have any?

"My Father was a vampire slayer."

009. Got any powers? How about an animal Guardian?

"Nope. Nuffin."

010. Lastly, what is your relationship status? Have your eye on anybody in particular? Do tell us the juicy details..

"Single"

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